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02/22/12--06:03: The Mona Lisa doesn’t have eyebrows, gosh Mattel, why do... (chan 1244584)





The Mona Lisa doesn’t have eyebrows, gosh Mattel, why do you have to fuck everything up!!~!




02/22/12--06:06: Today, my wallet started a conversation between myself and the lovely dude at the footlocker that... (chan 1244584)

Today, my wallet started a conversation between myself and the lovely dude at the footlocker that sold me the greatest ugliest beautiful sneakers in existence and my make-up bag started a conversation between myself and a super chatty lady in the bathroom of the pub (before 6pm, which means it totally counts as something that isn’t making drunk friends while drunk) at dinner.

I like having cool things and getting to know people because of reasons.




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02/23/12--00:04: I just found this photo of my brother’s tan compared to my... (chan 1244584)





I just found this photo of my brother’s tan compared to my friend Simon’s. I’m even whiter than Simon. Christ.




02/23/12--01:11: Wow (chan 1244584)







Wow




02/23/12--01:51: So precious. (chan 1244584)





So precious.




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02/23/12--02:37: Gorillaz - DoYaThing (Feat. James Murphy & Andrew 3000) (chan 1244584)





Gorillaz - DoYaThing (Feat. James Murphy & Andrew 3000)




02/23/12--02:43: For Sey.  (chan 1244584)







For Sey. 




02/23/12--03:04: Someone in Sydney, accommodate me for a week, yeah? Yeah. (Offer now and you’ll get one... (chan 1244584)

Someone in Sydney, accommodate me for a week, yeah? Yeah.

(Offer now and you’ll get one Jacobbro staying with you along with me absolutely FREE!)




02/23/12--03:10: nighteyes replied to your photoset: For Sey.  I should get Skype. HA! Do it. (chan 1244584)

nighteyes replied to your photoset: For Sey. 

I should get Skype.

HA! Do it.




02/23/12--03:17:  paper-owls replied to your post: Someone in Sydney, accommodate me for a week,… you mean... (chan 1244584)

 paper-owls replied to your post: Someone in Sydney, accommodate me for a week,…

you mean melbourne for a week

I WILL BE IN MELBOURNE FOR COMICON.

YO.




02/23/12--03:18: Stella is actually coming here to drag my butt down to Fowlers to see The Killgirls and even though... (chan 1244584)

Stella is actually coming here to drag my butt down to Fowlers to see The Killgirls

and even though I’m super desperate to see them

I am dead

so

TO THE COFFEE MACHINE

doo da dee da deell a da dooo




02/23/12--03:19: paper-owls replied to your post:  paper-owls replied to your post: Someone... (chan 1244584)

paper-owls replied to your post:  paper-owls replied to your post: Someone in…

UHENSKMDVBHUDJNAJKNSH!!!!

Baby, if I heard those words come out of my mouth, I’d orgasm and smash the keyboard too.




02/23/12--03:20: nighteyes replied to your post: nighteyes replied to your photoset: For Sey.  I… Ohh I forgot... (chan 1244584)

nighteyes replied to your post: nighteyes replied to your photoset: For Sey.  I…

Ohh I forgot my macbook doesn’t recognise my webcam anymore

My webcam doesn’t recognise my face, only my boobs. :(




02/23/12--03:44: nighteyes replied to your post: nighteyes replied to your post: nighteyes replied… :( that... (chan 1244584)

nighteyes replied to your post: nighteyes replied to your post: nighteyes replied…

:( that must be terrible. Fix my webcam. $5 is yours.

Have you tried turning your computer off and then on? ;D




02/23/12--07:02: It’s 1.30am guys.  Awful, awful. I don’t regret anything about going out tonight, but I... (chan 1244584)

It’s 1.30am guys. 

Awful, awful. I don’t regret anything about going out tonight, but I feel so awful!

I bought 4 cans of mother to get me through tomorrow. 

If I don’t have a heart attack I will be back some time Saturday. 

If I’m not back by Saturday send oriental lilies to my hospital bed or white daisies to my grave.

<3




02/23/12--07:05: ianbrooks: The World’s Largest Cup o’ Joe Available for... (chan 1244584)









ianbrooks:

The World’s Largest Cup o’ Joe

Available for purchase and caffeine overdoes at fredflare for $46 USD. This is seriously the biggest goddamn cup of coffee I’ve ever seen… and it’s glorious. Staring into the swirling abyss of coffee that fills this Lovecraftian monstrosity up, I swear I felt it staring back. The way good coffee should, really!

Jacob.

Jacob look.

Jacob, look.




02/24/12--04:16: Photo (chan 1244584)